One sign you are getting old: You receive an electric nosehair trimmer for Christmas...and it is what you asked for.
I don't care. I love this thing. I use it everyday. I have the un-hairiest nose in the United States. At parties I'll now show off my nostrils to the other guests. I'll offer to trim their noses. "Good for any orifice!" I'll call out to them as they are leaving the party seven minutes after they arrive.
I just want to share the joy.