Sunday, March 19, 2006

To All the Naysayers Who Said I'd Never Find a Girlfriend (UPDATED!)


My latest attempt at dating Posted by Picasa

In case you are confused: no, I have not settled down yet. This picture was taken with a crappy cell phone camera, which is probably good since the "special effects" consisted of my sister holding a Barbie Doll with her hand as she was taking a picture of me on the couch.

All you ladies jealous yet?

UPDATE: I regret to announce that our relationship is over. While I definitely enjoyed the conversation (I noticed that I seemed to do most of the talking, which was fine with me), I found her to be too materialistic and plasticky for my tastes. I mean, come on, a pink Corvette with her name all over it? The real deal-breaker, though, was all the weird positions I'd find her in on my niece's bedroom floor. I'm thinking she needs to lay off the cosmopolitans a little.

13 comments:

  1. Ohhhhhh she is HOT HOT HOT....and here i was going to leave DH for you...cant now..how can I compete with her!! LMAO
    Love Madame Tramp

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  2. I'm more distrubed at the long neck between your legs.

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  3. Should I be jealous? *giggle*

    Im glad you updated somewhat.

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  4. Blonde hair? Check.

    Big boobs? Check.

    Typical male? Check.

    Hee hee, just kiddin'. Good luck with that! ;)

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  5. ROFL @ the "update".

    I knew you'd come to your senses. ;)

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  6. I'm sorry that it's over so soon. She might be the hottest girl I've ever seen in real life. Sigh. I'm truly sorry buddy, may the force be with you for next time around.

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  7. Oh, no. :(

    Sorry to hear it didn't work out.

    I she busy this Saturday?? *smirk*

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  8. OMG this was fucking hilarious!!!!

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  9. It's just as well, Joe. If you read the post "Why boys should NOT play with Barbies," you'd notice that your ex-girlfriend grew another head.

    http://www.carolinarepair.com/2-18-06-boys-and-barbies.htm

    BTW, it would have driven you nuts that she never changed her clothes.

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  10. What is her phone number? We have a friend in Michigan who could use the company.....

    Love,

    Miata Boy

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  11. Okay Joe.....looks like we both struggle a bit in the dating world to find someone REAL and who has just a little bit to offer in the personality department! I've decided I need a "freak of the week" installment on my blog for this very reason! Check it out. RAAAAARRRRR! Wink!

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  12. Oh, no. :(

    Sorry to hear it didn't work out.

    I she busy this Saturday?? *smirk*

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