Sunday, February 12, 2006

Quick Update to My Quick Update

I am e-mailing my partially-completed column to my parents' computer to finish it over at their house. The reason I am doing this is because I'm mooching yet another free meal um, I mean, unlike my computer, theirs tends to be fully booted up within approximately the same year that you hit the "on" button. Their computer also doesn't usually require multiple restarts while scolding me for not shutting it down correctly. I can do nothing right with my own computer. It's just like having a girlfriend.

I apologize for the delay. I am counting the minutes until I get my craptop computer back.


  1. "It's just like having a girlfriend," huh? Smooth, bro. The question of your single state gets clearer and clearer.

  2. The old desktop computer that I am using now:

    1. Constantly blames me for things that are not my fault.
    2. Sometimes completely ignores my inputs.
    3. Never laughs at my jokes.

    So yeah, it is a lot like having a girlfriend...

  3. But did you ever stop to consider that it might be BETTER than having a girlfriend? (Yea, we all know that this is less than likely, but then again, that all depends on the girlfriend, I mean computer)!

    Just think - computers don't talk back, can be turned on and off at the simple push of a button, and their viruses can't kill ya! (To name a few bennies off the cuff).


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